Hi! Megan. 16. INTJ. Straight. Taken. Multifandom, comedy, and occasional equal rights and feminism blog. Avid reader and aspiring writer. Just trying to fill a void right now. Talk to me; I'm quite funny. Enjoy!

 

this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

(Source: thesassycat)

thesushiandcats:

lotv:

I hope this makes some of you in a better mood. Because I’m feeling quite over the day. But this helps a bit. 

This post makes me want a duck.

(Source: dailyanimals)

Sometimes it’s best to pretend the show ended before the series finale

Fans everywhere (via randomstuffilike1995)

It doesn’t even matter what the show is

(via owenhunted)

#glee

(via little-greysanatomy)

(Source: themindreadingmutant)

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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(Source: tonydinozzos)

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh

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ur school wins

burnbabeburn:

drowsydevastation:

when you know a word in english but not your native language

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when there’s no english equivalent to a word from your native language and vice versa

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accidentally switching between your native language and english in a sentence 

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hearing someone speak your native language when you’re on vacation on some weird ass country

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the last one . hahahahaha

repress:

Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 

ponchopeligroso:

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

tinalikesbutts:

Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?”

And my response was, “Oh, I thought they were just cramps.”